Monday, 21 December 2015

Jokes SMS and Crazy Sayings to Cheer Up Your Mood

It is scientifically proven that in order to remain wholesome, each physically as nicely as mentally, laughter along with active sense of humor is very best medicine actually and there is no greater way to make you smile than riddles and hilarious sayings. Riddles can be explained as little testimonies that end with a laughably startling speech. Jokes give us our everyday dosage of laughter and bring happiness and pleasure in our living. So to continue to keep your mind fit and wholesome examine amusing SMS comments.

With the advent of SMS technologies, now one particular requires not to be physically existing in order share humor with every single other. A person can use his cell cell phone and send SMS comments to pals, household and all close to and dear kinds and provide smile on their encounter. What are SMS Riddles? They can be defined as two or 3 liner comments which are in particular made to be sent by way of text messaging. You will need to examine and remember these SMS riddles in buy to reveal them with your mates.

You can identified thousand of internet websites in the World Broad Net. No matter what variety of text riddles you are hunting for, be it every day joke, birthday riddles, hilarious riddles, filthy riddles, crazy sayings jokes or Hindi riddles, you are confident to get it on the world-wide-web. You can go to any search engine and search for the joke you are seeking for. If you want to have enjoyment with your buddies, then you can lookup for humorous or dirty riddles. If you demand some for your friend's birthday then you can research for birthday jokes or if you want to be naughty with girlfriend or boyfriend, then you can go for naughty kinds.

In purchase to use these internet sites successfully, you ought to copy your favourite riddles in notepad or WordPad so that you won't encounter any problems in situation of unavailability of online. You can also make your personal compilation of your preferred jokes on web which can be accessed by the total earth or by the human being you want with no shelling out even a tiny penny. There are so much service accessible online permits you to build world-wide-web pages totally free of price tag. You can use blogger, Wordpress or Google pages to make a webpage where you can collect all of your beloved sms jokes on all topics.

Thus, sending fantastic jokes sms is ideal way to distribute the humor close to the planet. It allow you forget all the program tension of everyday living. On the overall, sending comments and humorous sayings via SMS is a finest way to instill some fun in our lives.


Source :   http://www.articlecity.com/articles/humor/article_354.shtml

Monday, 14 December 2015

Funny Jokes SMS


Ajeeb matlabi Sapna
Boyfriend : “Last night I had a dream of you.”
Girlfriend (got excited): – “Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke”
Boyfriend replied : “We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river.
Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone.”
Girlfriend (with love): I was searching for you, na?
Boyfriend said: NO, You were shouting- “Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the”!!
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Ek Aurat Dukan par chappal lene gayi..............
1 Aurat chappal wali dukaan pe: Chappal dikhao…
Dukandar: Kitna number?
Aurat: 36
Dukandar: Bahin ji, Dimag pe zor laga ke socho, Kya lene Aayi ho?
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Husband Wife Jokes
Wife: Zara Kitchen se Namak lete aana….!
Husband: Yahaan toh koi Namak nahi hai..!
Wife: Mujhe pata tha..!
Tum toh ho hi Andhe..!
Kaamchor ho..!
ek kam dhang se nahi ker sakte..!
Bas bahaane banaate ho..!
jindagi mey kuch to kam karo…!
Tumhe nahin milega, Isliye pehle hi le aayi thi..!
‘Husband Shoked!’
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Bandr Bhi sms parhnay lage hai _ Funny SMS Jokes
Thandi Hai Coffee Garam Karlo
Is Pathar Dil Ko Thora Sa Naram Karlo
Morning Time se Inbox Khali Hai Mera
Thori Si to Yaro Sharam Karlo
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Thandi Thandi Hawa Chali Mausum Howa Suhana
Wa Wa Wa Wa
Thandi Thandi Hawa Chali Mosam Howa Sohana
Bandar B SMS Parhnay Lagae,
Educated Howa Zamana
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Mere Sugar Se Mithey
Milk Se Gorey
Asmaan Se Oonchay
Samandar Se Gehre
Baraf Se Thanday
Aag Se Garam
Or
Sab Se Be-Sharam
Dost
Kabhi To Msg Kia Karo
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Dushman Chahy
Jitna Be Acha Dost Ban Jaey Us
Per Aitbar Na Karo
Kuon K Pani Ko Chahy Jitna Be Garam Karlo
Aag Bhujanay K
Liay Kafi Hota Hai..
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Q: Ghairat Kia Hai..?
A: Ghairat Wo Cheez Hai
Jo Agar Ap Ko Aa Jaye To
Mera Inbox Kabhi
Bhi Khali Na Rahey…
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Shaadi ka Sach
Fact of Shaadi in India
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अभी शादी का पहला ही साल था,
ख़ुशी के मारे मेरा बुरा हाल था,
खुशियाँ कुछ यूं उमड़ रहीं थी,
की संभाले नही संभल रही थी..
सुबह सुबह मैडम का चाय ले कर आना
थोडा शरमाते हुये हमें नींद से जगाना,
वो प्यार भरा हाथ हमारे बालों में फिरना,
मुस्कुराते हुये कहना की...
डार्लिंग चाय तो पी लो,
जल्दी से रेडी हो जाओ,
आप को ऑफिस भी है जाना...
घरवाली भगवान का रुप ले कर आयी थी,
दिल और दिमाग पर पूरी तरह छाई थी,
सांस भी लेते थे तो नाम उसी का होता था,
इक पल भी दूर जीना दुश्वार होता था...

साल बाद........
सुबह सुबह मैडम का चाय ले कर आना,
टेबल पर रख कर जोर से चिल्लाना,
आज ऑफिस जाओ तो मुन्ना को
स्कूल छोड़ते हुए जाना...
सुनो एक बार फिर वोही आवाज आयी,
क्या बात है अभी तक छोड़ी नही चारपाई,
अगर मुन्ना लेट हो गया तो देख लेना,
मुन्ना की टीचर्स को फिर खुद ही संभाल लेना...
ना जाने घरवाली कैसा रुप ले कर आयी थी,
दिल और दिमाग पर काली घटा छाई थी,
सांस भी लेते हैं तो उन्ही का ख़याल होता है,
अब हर समय जेहन में एक ही सवाल होता है...
क्या कभी वो दिन लौट के आएंगे,
हम एक बार फिर कुंवारे हो जायेंगे.... ...!
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Shayari Funny _ Girl Friend Zakkas hai......
Ye dil bahut udas he,
koi apna nai paas he,
har waqt boring sa ahsaas he,
jara apni girlfrnd ka number dena,
suna he maal bahut JHAKKAAS he.
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Funny Shayari
Funny Shayari - Husband Wife Shayari
Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,
Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,

Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ?
Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,

Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,
Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,


Wahi duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,
Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha hai,

Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi has k shohar,
Mar khane mein bhi qudrat ne maza rakha hai


Source : Jokes SMS