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MY dear friends - chanting this Mantra on road/bus/train/footpath

You get money again N again -"Money making spcl mantra"

"bhagwan ke naam paar de de Baba"

"bhagwan ke naam paar de de Baba"

Kaamwali nahi aai ho aur bibi pochha laga rahi ho

to saala pair bachakar aise nikalna padta hai

jaise ….

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Naxaliyon ne landmine bichha rakhi ho aur

Galti se baaruud phat na jaaye !!!

Husband chahe jitna bhi kharch kar de....

Shopping karne ke baad wife ‘Thank You’ dukaandar ko hi bolegi !!!

Maggi ke baad Mantos ki bhi Janch Honi Chahiye

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Kitna khaa chuka hu lekin dimag ki batti aaj tak nahi jali yaar

Husband : Kaha gayab thi 2 ghante se?

Wife: Pass wale Mall me gai thi Darling, shopping karane.

Hubby: Kya kya liya?

Wife: Ek hair band aur 45 selfies.........funny sms for sharing on WhatsApp

Wife : I have a good news and a bad news dear.....

Husband : I am very busy right now... Just give me good news only

Wife : the airbags worked properly in our new Ferrari Car.....

Ye waqt ki nazakat h

Bdalte doar ki majboori hai

ladko ko ko parathe

Aur

ladkiyo ko karaate

sikha bahut jaruri hai

If Girlfriend’s not Replying,

Try This.

Text Her : “Ek Baat Batau Yaar.?”

She : “Haan Batao..?”

Then Say, “Rehne Do.”

Count Her Messages Now......................

Funny Relationship Status-

Chalti Hai Gadi Udti Hai Dhoool Ek Ladki Ka Number Mila Vo Bhi Gaya Bhool...

Coz I am super Cool

Pahli baar me laga wo meri hai Uski aakhe samundar se bhi gahri hai propose kar kar ke thak gaya Phir pata chala, wo bahri hai......fresh funny sms

A very small love story 1st sight 1st love Girl with very cute eye I am tired of proposing that girl later on I came to know that girl was dump

Figure wali ladki aur jigar wale ladke

kabhi single nahi rahte....boys girls funny sms

1 Aurat ne tazi se aa rahe bus ko hath dekhkar roka

Driver ne achanak break mara aur poocha-kaha jana hai?

Aurat boli kahi nahi,

Chota becha bahut ro raha hai

Jara horn to bjaa do-poo poo poo poo

Interesting funny sms for sharing on WhatsApp

Duniya ki sabse samghdaar wife kaha payi jati hai

only

only N only in serial of Star plus, Colours, &tv

Raaja Harischandra ki patni ne unse

ye sawal poochne ki galti kabhi nahi ki..

Me kesi laag rahi hu batoo to...

warna wo bhi Satyawadi nahi rahte...

Interesting funny sms for sharing on Facebook

Yaaro hum bhi bechpan me Shee Krisna ke sman cute sweet beche the

wo to jindi ki bhag-dor ne mughe Bharo Baba bana diya

Jinki shkal dekhkar shisha tut jaye aajkal unka bhi 2-4 setting hai had ho gaye yaar...........funny joke of the day in hindi

Friend- Yaar Tiya ne mughe-I love you text kar diya hai

kaya karun?

2 Friend-yaar sabse pehle screenshot le...1 print out bhi le le..

Ladkiya kaya pta kaab mukaar jaye

Aur bandhu yahe sms tumko usnke Mushtanda Bhai aur "kharus baap" se

bechayega na.....clean funny sms

Cute to mai bechpan se he hu jab me peda huwa taab mummy to kaya, nurso ko bhi mazbur kar diya tha chummi lene ko!!

Source : Jokes SMS   

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Ajeeb matlabi Sapna

Boyfriend : “Last night I had a dream of you.”

Girlfriend (got excited): – “Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke”

Boyfriend replied : “We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river.

Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone.”

Girlfriend (with love): I was searching for you, na?

Boyfriend said: NO, You were shouting- “Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the”!!

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Ek Aurat Dukan par chappal lene gayi..............

1 Aurat chappal wali dukaan pe: Chappal dikhao…

Dukandar: Kitna number?

Aurat: 36

Dukandar: Bahin ji, Dimag pe zor laga ke socho, Kya lene Aayi ho?

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Husband Wife Jokes

Wife: Zara Kitchen se Namak lete aana….!

Husband: Yahaan toh koi Namak nahi hai..!

Wife: Mujhe pata tha..!

Tum toh ho hi Andhe..!

Kaamchor ho..!

ek kam dhang se nahi ker sakte..!

Bas bahaane banaate ho..!

jindagi mey kuch to kam karo…!

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Tumhe nahin milega, Isliye pehle hi le aayi thi..!

‘Husband Shoked!’

Bandr Bhi sms parhnay lage hai _ Funny SMS Jokes

Thandi Hai Coffee Garam Karlo

Is Pathar Dil Ko Thora Sa Naram Karlo

Morning Time se Inbox Khali Hai Mera

Thori Si to Yaro Sharam Karlo

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Thandi Thandi Hawa Chali Mausum Howa Suhana

Wa Wa Wa Wa

Thandi Thandi Hawa Chali Mosam Howa Sohana

Bandar B SMS Parhnay Lagae,

Educated Howa Zamana

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Mere Sugar Se Mithey

Milk Se Gorey

Asmaan Se Oonchay

Samandar Se Gehre

Baraf Se Thanday

Aag Se Garam

Or

Sab Se Be-Sharam

Dost

Kabhi To Msg Kia Karo

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Dushman Chahy

Jitna Be Acha Dost Ban Jaey Us

Per Aitbar Na Karo

Kuon K Pani Ko Chahy Jitna Be Garam Karlo

Aag Bhujanay K

Liay Kafi Hota Hai..

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Q: Ghairat Kia Hai..?

A: Ghairat Wo Cheez Hai

Jo Agar Ap Ko Aa Jaye To

Mera Inbox Kabhi

Bhi Khali Na Rahey…

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Source : Jokes SMS

Jokes SMS for Smile

हिंदी चुटकुले – Hindi Jokes

Latest Funny SMS Collection

Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-

Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..

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Branded T-Shirt hai..

Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!!

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1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??

Socho Socho . . .

“Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..??

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Yeh ladki

Uffff

Ya Allah

ItnI sundar

Haye

ItnI smart

Oye hoye

ItnI mast

Haye main mar janwan

ItnI cute

Itni IntellIgent

ItnI lovable

Aur kItnI sweet hai

WARNING: Iss msg ke sabhi shabd farzii hai.

Inka hamari duniya se koi talaq nahi hai.

eslia aisi chizon par dhyan na de

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Labon ki sersarahat se.

badan k choor hony tak.

Main tujh ko is tarah chahoon.

K meri saans ruk jaye.

Khataon par khata’ain hon.

Na ho kuch baat kehne ko.

Main tujh main yoon sama jaoun.

K meri saans ruk jaye.

Na himmat tujh main ho baqi.

Na himmat mujh main ho baqi.

Magar itna qareeb aaoun.

K meri saans ruk Jaye.

Tere honton pe jab rakhoon.

Main apny hont kuch aise.

Ya teri pyaas bujh jaye.

YA MERI SAANS RUK JAYe

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Teacher: ‘3 idiots’ film dehknay k bad ap ko kya lesson mila?

Pappu: miss yehi k..Enginering prh kr b medical ki bachi pasai ja skti hai:-D

Miss: shut up,& get out.

Bublo:mis me btaon..?

Miss: very good.bato..

Bablo: mis colg k 1st dy Undrwear zaror phna chaye:-D

Miss: u also get out.

Shamo:mis me btaon..?

Miss:i think u r brilint studnt..tm sahi bto gy..

Shamo:mis doctr k elawa enginier b delivery kr skta hai.:-D:-D

Miss: u also get out.

GUDU:Mis me btaon.MIS:HAN BTAO.

GUDU:FRENCH KISS ME NAK BEECH ME NHE ATI.;-)

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During The Match

Batsman LBW Hua..

SANTA:

Log HumE Pagal Samajhte Hain..

Yaha To Sab Pagal Hain..

Lagi Batsman Ko Hai Aur Bowler Cheekh Raha hai..

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Ek Girl Fasi Laga Rahi Thi

GOLU Ne Window

Se Dekha,

Socho GOLU Kya

Bola Hoga?

Sirf Latkne Se Height Nhi Badhegi Mumy

Ko Bolo COMPLAN Pilaye…

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Source : Jokes SMS