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Who are
lizards?
Awesome
answer
by a kid....
They are
those poor
crocodiles who forgot to have
Horlicks
when they were young.
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Teacher to a
grade 2 student : Who is the youngest member in your family ?
Student :
Papa
Teacher :
Beta youngest, sabse chota kaun hai ?
Student :
Papa
Teacher :
How ?
U will laugh
at this answer
Student :
Because he still sleeps with mummy...
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Girlfriend
sends a text to her boyfriend.....
If you are
sleeping send me your dreams!....
If you are
laughing send me your smile!....
If you are
crying send me your tear drops!..
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He replies:
I am having a shit, What do I do?
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Little boy
gets home from school, and says.
"Dad,I've
got a part in a school play,
I play a man
who's been married for 25yrs"
His dad
replies,"Never mind son, maybe next time
you'll get a
speaking part"
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All
countries are trying to attract more tourists.
See the
taglines.
Thailand:
Amazing Thailand.
India:
Incredible India.
Malaysia:
Truly Asia.
Australia:
There's nothing like Australia.
Question:
What can be Pakistan's tourism tag line??
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Answer: Have
a blast. It may be your last..
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Boy texts a
girl
Boy: Hey!!!
Girl: Hi!
What are u doing?
Boy: texting
d most beautiful girl in d world.
Girl: aww..!
How cute...u r so sweet.....!
Boy: Yeah!!!
Bt She is not replying, so I"m texting u.
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Letter from Father to Son
Dear Son,
If you think
your Dad, Mom, Teacher, Boss etc...
are strict
and unnecessarily harassing you...
Wait for
your wife...
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Some ladies
were sitting in a park every day.
One man was
observing them daily as they
were talking
n laughing loudly.
One day he
observed every body was silent .
There must
be some serious issue or incidents happened .
So he went
to every lady n asked,
Why every
body is silent today?
The lady
replied:
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All are
present today...
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Wife : I
hate that beggar.
Husband :
Why ?
Wife :
Rascal, yesterday
I gave him
food today he gave me a book
How to Cook
!!!
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