Following is
the collection of latest Jokes SMS. Lets Enjoy this new collettion and share
with your friends and relatives.
1.
Patient:-doctor
mujhe beemari hae khana na khau to bhuk lag jaati hae,jyada kaam karta hu to
thakan lag jaati hae,der tak utha rahu to need aa jaati hae.Kya karu?
Doctor:-Raat
bhar dhoop mae bhete raho sahi ho jaoge.
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2.
Ques - Santa
ne aag mein jalte hue makaan se 7 logo ko baahar nikla lakin ab wo jail me hai
kyun ?
Ans - Kunki
sabi 7 log FIREMEN they.
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3.
Film
Director to Actor: Tum ko 100 feet ki height se swimming pool me jump lagana
hai.
Actor: Par
mere ko tairna nahi aata, mein doob jaunga.
Film
Director: Don't worry, pool me paani nahi hai.
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4.
Santa- Agar
nariyal k ped pe chhad jaun to Engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jaayengi??
Banta-
Zaroor!! Aur haath chhod dega to medical college ki bhi dikh jaayengi.. :-)
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5.
GADHE ke
samne 1 PAANI ki & 1 DARU ki balti rakhi'
GADHA Paani
pi gaya.
Police ne
sharabi se pucha- Tune is se kya sikha???
Sharabi- Jo
DAARU nahi pita vo GADHA hai...
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6.
1 ladka apne
gf k liye chudiya lekar jata he!
GF- khud hi
pehnado
Boy- mujhe
kya pta tha itna acha response milega varna me kapde lekar ata
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