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Most and least romantic rhymes

A Poetry Competition asked For A 2-Line

Rhyme With d Most Romantic 1st Line &

the Least Romantic 2nd Line

There's d Winning Rhymes

My darling, My Love,My Beautiful Wife

Marrying U Ruined,My Whole Life

I c Ur Face When I m Dreaming

That's Why I Always Wake Up Screaming

Kind Intelligent, Loving & Hot

This Describes Everything You r Not

I Love Ur Smile, Ur Face & Ur Eyes

Damn, I'm V Good At Telling Lies

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Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

"Dard-e-bhutto"

"Dard-e-bhutto"

Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,

hui thi wo election main khari,,

na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,

hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,

Dil main hay mere

""Dard-e-Bhutto""

""Dard-e-Bhutto""

ha koi muqabla karne wala

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Hi i am marrying next week

Hi i am marrying next week

there will be a small party and

only few persons will be invited

Hey don't bring any gift

just bring SOMEONE to marry me.

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A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.

A person who surrenders when he's WRONG,

is HONEST.

A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,

is WISE.

A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT,

is a HUSBAND.!

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A beautiful girl goes to Professor

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (309 votes, average: 3.54 out of 5)

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin

and

say

that i will do anything to pass in the exams

and professor says

NOW OPEN YOUR

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Books And Study

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A good teacher according to student

A good teacher according to students is 1 who :

-Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week

-Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier

-Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments

-Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students

-Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking

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Difference between boyfriend and husband

Boy friend is fun,

&

Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,

&

Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,

&

Husband is qismat phooti.

Source : Jokes SMS